Trump Reportedly Adding Another Tweak To White House Lawn — And He’s Doing It In Secret

Hey, maybe it can double as a mini-UFC fighting cage.

On Monday night, construction crews could be seen working on a project — which officials blocked from view with a large fence — on the White House’s South Lawn, , a row of presidential portraits to the previously blank walls of the historic West Colonnade to make his “Presidential Walk of Fame,” paved over the Rose Garden, installed a UFC fighting cage on the South Lawn for his 80th birthday bash and managed to turn the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool a toxic-sludge shade of green.

Most astonishingly, he also tore down the entire East Wing of the White House to build a ballroom.

Here’s hoping he doesn’t adorn the helipad with his own name — or we’ll have to get the Kennedy Center involved to remove it.