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‘I’m Confused’: MAGA-Friendly Podcast Bros ‘Can’t Believe’ We’re At War With Iran

There wasn’t any MAGA-friendly spin for two MAGA-friendly podcasters.

On Thursday’s episode of “that “all houses” in Lebanese villages near the border will be “destroyed” until northern Israel is secure from the Iran-backed Hezbollah.

“And what about Lebanon, now?” Von said. “And it’s like, just fucking stop it. What do you need?”

“Well, they’re trying, supposedly, they’re trying to stop the terrorists,” Rogan answered.

Von burst out in frustrated laughter.

“That’s crazy, though,” Von said. “If you’re the fucking terrorist! You know what I’m saying? Like, if you wanna stop them, fucking stand in front of the fucking mirror, and start there.”

“But also, what do I know?” Von continued, looking completely at a loss. “But it’s just all like, fuck, there’s gotta be some way we’re better than this.”

Both Von and Rogan were quickly distracted after this by Rogan’s producer offering information about Bryon Noem, the husband of former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, and his fetish scandal.

On Wednesday, President Donald Trump addressed the nation about the war in Iran, and didn’t offer any specific information about when the conflict would end or how he plans to conclude it. Instead of offering any kind of timeline, he spouted off the lengths of several other wars.

“It’s very important that we keep this conflict in perspective. American involvement in World War I lasted one year, seven months and five days. World War II lasted for three years, eight months and 25 days. The Korean War lasted for three years, one month and two days. The Vietnam War lasted for 19 years, five months and 29 days. Iraq went on for eight years, eight months and 28 days,” Trump said.

He also spoke about the destruction the U.S. and Israel has already inflicted on Iran and threatened more of it if the Middle Eastern country didn’t strike a deal.

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