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GOP Freak Out: ‘Secret Service Covers Up Cocaine Investigation!’

Far right Tennessee Congressman Tim Burchett attacked the Secret Services cocaine investigation at the White House, describing it as “just another cover-up.”

The tiny bag of cocaine has become this summer’s tan suit panic.

Burchett recently introduced a ridiculous amendment to the NDAA targeting the trans community by claiming anyone who identifies as a man should drafted into the military.

The MAGA ass-hat joined MAGA Queen Maria Bartiromo to make this a Cover-up Friday!

“The whole thing just stinks,” Burchett said.

“To me, it just seems like they would go in there with the hazmat suits on, put it in a protective bag, and take it to a lab for analysis.”

Then he whipped up the conspiracy crazy train.

You know, if this were to happen when I was the mayor of Knox County, we would know.

We would know pretty quick.

I mean, you know, a bunch of country boys and girls would have figured it out.

And it’s pretty quick.

And it’s just it’s really the American public’s not buying this at all.

They see another cover up.

It’s just one on top of the other.

I mean, what’s going to happen Monday?

Hey, maybe they found Donald Trump Jr’s DNA on the baggie of coke? There’s plenty of probable cause to, you know, just ask the question.

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