Do you remember WarioWare? If any of Nintendo’s in-house series can be said to be relatively obscure, these games are: each one is a collection of twitchy, seconds-long “microgames” that you’re challenged to ace before being shuffled onto the next. Given that “seconds long” is about the length of your average American political scandal, it was only a matter of time before the two were made to meet.
Vice President J.D. Vance is a perfectly spherical void of charisma with no discernible traits beyond greed and malice. This naturally makes him ideal to replace Wario, despite Elon Musk also making a decent case for himself in that respect. Say hello to JDWare, the only video game that promises to deliver a completely accurate simulation of running the most fantastically corrupt administration in American history.
You’ll be tasked with tunneling through RFK’s brain as the world’s most famous worm, blaming Joe Biden, struggling to say ‘thank you’ and more, spread out across an array of snappy microgames that would make Wario blush. It’s all a little too real.
