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Trump Slurred His Words At Rally, Insulted ‘Weak’ Israel

Former Prissydent Big Brain did what any other person would do after an ally was the victim of a terrorist attack. He made it all about him. He sounded exhausted, almost like he couldn’t sleep well at night, which somehow pleased me. It will please you, too, when you hear him act as if he doesn’t have an ounce of empathy in his stupid body.

Lumpy started by recalling Iranian commander Qasem Soleimani’s assassination, killed during Trump’s time in office.

“We followed the whole thing, and about 15 seconds later, it was all over, and we did it,” he said. “But I’ll never forget that Bibi Netanyahu let us down. That was a very terrible thing, I will say that.”

“And so when I see sometimes the intelligence, you talk about the intelligence, or you talk about some of the things that went wrong over the last week, they’ve got to straighten it out because they’re fighting potentially a very big force,” Trump continued. “They’re fighting potentially Iran.”

“And when they have people saying the wrong things, everything they say is being digested by these people because they’re vicious and they’re smart,” he said. “And boy, are they vicious because nobody’s ever seen the kind of sight that we’ve seen. Nobody’s ever seen it, but they cannot play games.”

“So we were disappointed by that, very disappointed,” he continued. “But we did the job ourself, and it was an absolute precision, magnificent, beautiful job.”

“And then Bibi tried to take credit for it,” Trump added. “That wasn’t good. That didn’t make me feel too good, but that’s all right. So they got to strengthen themselves up.”

Netanyahu is a power-hungry asshat, but this isn’t the time to attack him or Israel. They’re still finding dead bodies over there after the unprovoked attack by Hamas. And Trump was slurring his words more than a heroin addict on his or her 3rd bag of dope. Not that I’d know anything about that after I’ve lived an exemplary life. Giggle.


October 2023