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The GOP Is Ready To Defend Trump Until The Tiny Handcuffs Go On

In case you haven’t turned on the news, checked Twitter or gotten any text messages from your news watching bestie, Donald Trump was officially indicted on Thursday afternoon. Reports are he is facing 34 charges and it is a felony indictment, although it remains under seal, so no one ACTUALLY knows that the charges are.

But will that fact stop the typical Republican sycophants from running to Trump’s defense? Nope. Here are some great ones, starting with Ron DeSanctimonious:

Next up, weakest Speaker of the House, ever:

Vest lover, Glenn Youngkin:

Venmo lover, Matt Gaetz:

Marge Three Toes didn’t have much to say:

Grandma Boebert:

Mitch McConnell said it best:

The GOP is not bringing their best.

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