On Monday’s America’s Mayor Live, Rudy Giuliani stumbled and bumbled trying to figure out what the The Oscars were, until he rallied himself and claimed he was actually a religious scholar.
“Oscar?” Giuliani asked?
“The Oscars,” a producer said.
“Oh, it’s the, oh, it’s a family,” Giuliani replied.
(He did not just say that the day after The Oscars?)
“What are Oscars. Some big thing happened last night that I am called, Oscar?” Rudy said.
It’s time to give Rudy a mental acuity test. (Oscar, Meyer, chosen, peach, tiger, vodka martini.)
“It’s called The Oscars, it’s an award show — a big, big to do in Hollywood,” his producer said.
Rudy was so rattled he changed topics.
“Last night, last night I watched Chosen, which I recommend to everyone to watch before Easter. It’s about the life of Jesus Christ,” he said.
“It’s fictionalism from my point of view, as a moderate biblical scholar,” Giuliani said. “Moderate. I say moderate, but more a religious scholar, which I am — I would say it’s fair interpretation,” he claimed.
“But in any event, I was watching that and they said there was this thing on Oscar, but nobody I knew was watching it.”
Was he drunk on air?
