Former President Donald Trump and the Jan. 6 defendants are collaborating on a song called “Justice for All.” This is not a joke, even though I just spit my drink out of my nose. This is MAGA serious, meant to normalize and deify the insurrectionists. The song will debut on Thursday at midnight on streaming services, including Apple Music and Spotify, according to what a person with knowledge of the project told Forbes. By the way, Trump is 76 years old. He should rap this beat out with Kanye West.
The track interpolates Trump reciting the Pledge of Allegiance into “The Star-Spangled Banner,” which is performed by a group of about 20 inmates, called the J6 Prison Choir, housed at the Washington, D.C. jail. The song ends with the inmates chanting, “USA!”
Profits are slated to benefit the families of people imprisoned for their alleged roles in the Capitol riots that left five people dead.
A music video featuring footage of Trump performing patriotic acts during his presidency and shots of the riots, including police firing tear gas, will debut later Friday morning on Steve Bannon’s “War Room” podcast.
Trump recorded the Pledge of Allegiance at Mar-a-Lago a couple of weeks ago, specifically for this track. The inmates, who sing the national anthem nightly, were recorded over a jailhouse phone about a month ago. The song, which runs 2 minutes and 20 seconds, was reportedly produced by a major recording artist who was not identified.
When I first heard that Trump was working as a disc jockey at Mar-a-Lago, I pictured the one-term loser featuring songs such as ‘Hey There Lonely Boy, and ‘I Fucking Hate You,’ by Godsmack. but now we find out that the former President is hitting that beat with his followers. Play that funky music, white boy.